HAHAHAHA! Yeeeeaaaah, its definitely because youre extra pathetic. I lost it at 'kisses UP my legs and goes DOWN on me' Why cant you just say 'then licks my pussy'? There are thousands of narrative possibilities from there. But no, just another unprepared wannabe dom with the same old stumble-stumble-vague-sexual-imagery-stumble-better-talk-slow-so-you-cant-hear-me-think. I guess Im one of the few that doesnt get off on half assed dirty talk. probably because Im so great.